a cashier at albertsons today was like “I love your mullet, so 90s” and I did not mean for this haircut to grow into a mullet but I’m gonna rip the sleeves off of a flannel and drink beer all day cause fuck it dawg I have a mullet
sometimes tell my mom about things like yolo and bae cause she likes to put herself under the illusion of hipness, and the other day I told her that all the kids are saying FIDLAR (fuck it dog, life’s a risk!!!!!!!) and I’m so happy I did that cause she was in the store and she reached for a bottle of wine but said “fidlar!” and ended up getting whiskey instead. it was the best thing ever.
god dang i am on fire tonight
no u r not u make this up for note
bet u feel real stupid right now